Today’s Textual Healing is all about contacting an ORDERLY… not an “ELDERLY”… you know what, just listen and it’ll all make sense.  See omnystudio.com/listener...Read More

We already have a nomination for most ridiculous named person of the year… Plus, if you ever want to get off the plane faster...Read More

Today’s Masked Speaker didn’t meet his fiance’s parents until the night of their engagement party… and it lead to a SHOCKING family secret being...Read More

Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business but before they do we’re offering today’s Phone Tap victim the DEAL of a LIFETIME,...Read More

In North America, what state has the most car washes per capita? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....Read More

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you...Read More

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, April 26th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   Read more Read more...Read More

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it...Read More

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to...Read More

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!  See omnystudio.com/listener for...Read More